The Cutest Little Bugger

Having a child has been the most unique experience of my life. It feels like whole weird cocktail of emotions. Suddenly, nothing in the world seems important; not school, work, eating, sleeping, etc. The only exception has been sports. I took the opportunity to watch half of the Chelsea/ Club America game. Back to the topic, I haven't wanted to do anything but just watch her sleep and wait for her to open her eyes. I love doing all the things I thought would be annoying and gross like changing diapers, burping her, bathing her, etc. It may wear off, but I'm really enjoying fatherhood right now. Here is a video and some pictures:

Prank Phone Calls

I got started watching some prank calls last night on youtube. I just wanted to share some of my favorites. Also, I included the video that is this blog's namesake. It's Frank Caliendo impersonating Charles Barkley with the TNT crew.

Transformers 2: The $200 M Terd

Last night, Summer and I saw Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. If you checked out the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, you probably saw that the general consensus was that it was a stupid, loud, long movie. Usually, I don't trust the critics because I'm more easily entertained than they are. However, this time they were spot on. After seeing the movie, it was crystal clear who Michael Bay's target audience is.

I've never seen or heard so many fart jokes, small creatures humping, and pointless sexuality. Suddenly, all the autobots are swearing, the mom is swearing and eating ganga brownies. Movies like The Dark Knight and IronMan show that you don't need those stupid teen movie elements to be an insanely profitable film. Michael Bay is really good at falling way short of a movie's potential. He has got to be the worst big budget director of our time. Absolutely has to be. You don't need $200 M to make a movie saturated with fart jokes and junior high humor.

Michael Bay, I am hereby officially labeling you a butt-hole.

For a good laugh, read this "Rejected Michael Bay script for The Dark Knight"